this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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