just tell him i said nine months
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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