Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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