I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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