I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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