I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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