Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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