Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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