White coat. Heels.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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