It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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