Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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