I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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