that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
