she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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