I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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