so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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