I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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