That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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