Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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