hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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