I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
We left an ass print on the piano.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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