This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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