soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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