well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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