Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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