First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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