Plan B is the new Plan A
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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