im having a threesome with these popsicles
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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