ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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