So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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