I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Randomize
