I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just blew my weed a kiss
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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