Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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