I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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