Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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