Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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