At least make sure they are 18
Why
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have already put on my inside pants.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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