Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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