I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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