That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do vagina's smell?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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