Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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