i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Every concussion has its silver lining
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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