You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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