great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
