Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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