Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dicks are not precious.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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