was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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