i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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