I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
