I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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