her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Green mimosas i think yes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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