If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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