On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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