and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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